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Post by heloise victorine soucy on Oct 19, 2011 19:52:17 GMT -5
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Post by heloise victorine soucy on Oct 19, 2011 19:55:14 GMT -5
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 16:50:25 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: anal babies! god, i'm so bored. the sleeping it off idea didn't work in the least bit. talk to me until i inevitably pass out?
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 16:59:58 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: i didn't have time to invite someone. admit it, the love birding in the chat was annoying. i would have snapped at them if i didn't have something to drink.
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 17:04:57 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: how enchantingly nasty, hel. and i'll keep that in mind for the next time i need a drinking partner.
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 17:18:47 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: choose. heloise, hel, or just plain old hell. and i like being an exception. makes me feel oh so special. and i swear, we wouldn't be human if we didn't like to drink.
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 17:25:55 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: and how exactly did i earn said respect? by being a bitch? and conan's more of an example of a bunny rabbit than anything else.
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 17:34:22 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: because bunnies act all cute and innocent, but they're not. ever heard the term 'fuck like bunnies'?
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 17:43:46 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: maybe four minutes at the most, but no more than that. not too sure about his boyfriend, though.
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 17:53:54 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: hey, you were the one that brought it up, heloise xD i don't even know if snails have sex.. are they like paramecia?
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 18:04:50 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: it's not like i've ever seen a movie about rabbits having sex either. i just knew the term. i wonder if rabbits have anal babies..
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 18:08:32 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: pft, why would i want an anal baby? adopting is easier. and probably less painful. i feel sorry for girls, having to have the kids and all.. and i'm probably drunk. isn't that the whole point of drinking?
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 18:15:24 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: i don't know, i think kids are kind of cute. maybe once they're older they get better or something. unless they're a fuckup and everything they do in like disappoints you... and it's settled; next time i drink, you're joining me.
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Post by tommas ugo renda on Dec 19, 2011 18:30:11 GMT -5
NEW TEXT MESSAGE tommy: well, the tv is talking about mattresses, so i'll just go to sleep now. it'll be interesting to see you drunk..
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